too much?

So I was asked by our Business Development Director to write a short and fun bio of myself to place on our website.

Here is what I submitted:

"Searcy Yoder is our Senior Program Manager, but most importantly she is the beacon we all strive to reach. Her light fills the office each and every morning, and our worlds are just that much better at the end of every day simply because she is in it. Searcy has never been much of a traveler, but her impeccable creativity allows her to envision the experience of just about any destination. No doubt about it, this girl is surpassing all of our expectations. Who knows, you may see the phrase “Vice President” after her name in the near future.
And yes guys, she is still available. It is shocking to us all."

It was rejected. Still not sure why. Oh well.