My mother rocks. She is hysterical mainly because she is known for her southern bell accent, her precious hospitality and her remarkable gift of being able to get some of the most common phrases and quotes completely wrong. She takes it all with a grain of salt and an enchanting smile as we laugh until we cry reminiscing over her every incorrect statement. God love her.
Monday, May 4, 2009
Need Your Thoughts
I am in a field with no roads, paths, walk ways, nothing. No guidance what-so-ever. Where do I go? What do I do?
I would do absolutely NOTHING!! I would enjoy the sun, the peace and quite and the time alone! Thankful to be far far away from the everyday hustle and bustle we call life!
Order a pizza on your cell phone, ask them to trace your location via GPS (surely they have the technology to prevent teenage boys from prank calling from cells and ordering phantom pizzas) and then when the pizza man arrives you have a ride out of your lost'ness....and you have a pizza!
It could happen right? :-)
PS-I'm sure this was a serious post about something deep, sorry I ruined it by being a smart @$$!
5 comments:
All I know is...you and i need to go fishing together. I am dying to spend some time with my pond. What are you doing this weekend?
I would do absolutely NOTHING!! I would enjoy the sun, the peace and quite and the time alone! Thankful to be far far away from the everyday hustle and bustle we call life!
Order a pizza on your cell phone, ask them to trace your location via GPS (surely they have the technology to prevent teenage boys from prank calling from cells and ordering phantom pizzas) and then when the pizza man arrives you have a ride out of your lost'ness....and you have a pizza!
It could happen right? :-)
PS-I'm sure this was a serious post about something deep, sorry I ruined it by being a smart @$$!
I say have a martini :0)
Lay down and look into the heavens. I haven't done that in years...it's overdue!
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